Some useful excuses for not doing maths homework last night...
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I'm sure your teachers will thank me in the long run... You can use these excuses only if you are able to describe the problem in detail and why it would be impossible for you to have done your homework because of it.
- I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
- It was Isaac Newton's birthday - or you can say you celebrated the anniversary of the publication of his major work (but you have to find out which one it is!).
- I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
- I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
- I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
- I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
- I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
- I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
- I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.
If you find any other excuses, share them with me! There are other children who can benefit from what you know works...
Some links that may help you with further explanations if your teacher asks for further explanation:
Isaac Newton's most important work
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